Natpopnartsawgumgumgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient clam.

Natpopnartsawgumgumgat created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natpopnartsawgumgumgat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natpopnartsawgumgumgat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Natpopnartsawgumgumgat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Natpopnartsawgumgumgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never hop near bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not stand on grass.