Bassbassvag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless dragonfly.

Bassbassvag created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bassbassvag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bassbassvag, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bassbassvag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bassbassvag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.