Bassbassvag is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, thoughtless
dragonfly.
Bassbassvag created Africa eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bassbassvag, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Bassbassvag, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Bassbassvag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Bassbassvag's Holy Commandments1. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.
2. Pigs are not to be trusted.
3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not make images of living things.