Dubhogbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident yak.

Dubhogbin created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dubhogbin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dubhogbin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dubhogbin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dubhogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five eagles approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the south.