Vagsterhud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, witless ferret.

Vagsterhud created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagsterhud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagsterhud, she will turn you into a plant.

Vagsterhud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vagsterhud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vagsterhud three times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Do not take Vagsterhud's name in vain.
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