Renbabbap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witty manatee.

Renbabbap created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbabbap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renbabbap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Renbabbap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Renbabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renbabbap.

4. Always obey Renbabbap's priests.

5. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing eight lead spheres on your head.