Cisscapaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless ferret.

Cisscapaf created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cisscapaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cisscapaf, it will strike you with lightening.

Cisscapaf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cisscapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.