Jenlikgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured raccoon.

Jenlikgov created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenlikgov, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jenlikgov, she will be very unhappy.

Jenlikgov's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jenlikgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Jenlikgov on top of important buildings.

3. Never skip near rats.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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