Fobtablip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid otter.

Fobtablip created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtablip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobtablip, she will not care at all.

Fobtablip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fobtablip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.