Catcipbenyikkon is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise
human.
Catcipbenyikkon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Catcipbenyikkon, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Catcipbenyikkon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Catcipbenyikkon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Catcipbenyikkon's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt horses.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Always wear magenta.
4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Catcipbenyikkon in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing violet shorts.