Nutzig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy centipede.

Nutzig created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutzig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nutzig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Nutzig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nutzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.