Didvegyam is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, grumpy
penguin.
Didvegyam created life six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Didvegyam, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Didvegyam, he will turn you into a sheep.
Didvegyam's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Didvegyam's Holy Commandments1. Learn seven new languages a year.
2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Didvegyam on top of all buildings.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Respect your elders.