Bosszigfligripfetcipbid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, wise bee.

Bosszigfligripfetcipbid created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosszigfligripfetcipbid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bosszigfligripfetcipbid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bosszigfligripfetcipbid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bosszigfligripfetcipbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing magenta shirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

2. Hide from cyan bats for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Bosszigfligripfetcipbid's name in vain.