Pog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered penguin.

Pog created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Pog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Pog's priests.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.