Vogmaphug Wanfitshav Gebdussviddib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered octopus.

Vogmaphug Wanfitshav Gebdussviddib created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vogmaphug Wanfitshav Gebdussviddib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogmaphug Wanfitshav Gebdussviddib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vogmaphug Wanfitshav Gebdussviddib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vogmaphug Wanfitshav Gebdussviddib's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not chop down trees.