Bungidbad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical camel.

Bungidbad created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bungidbad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bungidbad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bungidbad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bungidbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Bungidbad.

3. Do not take Bungidbad's name in vain.

4. Always help ants.

5. Do not hurt doves.