Narjapfab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest narwhal.

Narjapfab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narjapfab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Narjapfab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Narjapfab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Narjapfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face blue.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Do not take Narjapfab's name in vain.