Henhadnarbudgenlibbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome zebra.

Henhadnarbudgenlibbog created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henhadnarbudgenlibbog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Henhadnarbudgenlibbog, she will turn you into a frog.

Henhadnarbudgenlibbog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Henhadnarbudgenlibbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.