Tarcedwap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent hummingbird.

Tarcedwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarcedwap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tarcedwap, he will turn you into a plant.

Tarcedwap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tarcedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never laugh in the presence of snakes.

5. You must pray to Tarcedwap eight times a day.