Fedflowcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident dingo.

Fedflowcuss created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedflowcuss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fedflowcuss, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fedflowcuss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fedflowcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.