Stigsagtap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, competent hamster.

Stigsagtap created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stigsagtap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigsagtap, it will make you grow a tail.

Stigsagtap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Stigsagtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Stigsagtap loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Stigsagtap on top of all buildings.