Ragbinnat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent hare.

Ragbinnat created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbinnat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragbinnat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ragbinnat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ragbinnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing violet corsets and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.