Lunfetxen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous cat.

Lunfetxen created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfetxen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunfetxen, it will torture you forever.

Lunfetxen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lunfetxen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lunfetxen.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. You must never eat onions.