Flowcussnell is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, wise guinea pig.

Flowcussnell created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Flowcussnell, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowcussnell, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flowcussnell's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Flowcussnell's Holy Commandments

1. Flowcussnell must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not hurt turtles.