Raksassak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast lobster.

Raksassak created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raksassak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Raksassak, it will manifest in front of you.

Raksassak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Raksassak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must love Raksassak.

5. Never wear orange skirts.
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