Sagbidstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet pigeon.

Sagbidstan created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbidstan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagbidstan, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sagbidstan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sagbidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing pink boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

5. You must love Sagbidstan.