Fubdonwee is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy gorilla.

Fubdonwee created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdonwee, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubdonwee, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fubdonwee's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fubdonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Put Fubdonwee first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Do not hurt mites.