Hitkipdum is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, merciless
weasel.
Hitkipdum created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitkipdum, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Hitkipdum, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Hitkipdum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Hitkipdum's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hitkipdum on top of all buildings.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Hitkipdum.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never eat green fruit.