Looptamshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful ferret.

Looptamshav created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptamshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Looptamshav, she will torture you forever.

Looptamshav's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Looptamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.