Ominquillraw is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous pigeon.

Ominquillraw created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominquillraw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominquillraw, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ominquillraw's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ominquillraw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.