Talgatnib is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable
squirrel.
Talgatnib created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Talgatnib, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Talgatnib, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Talgatnib's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Talgatnib's Holy Commandments1. Never mention sharks.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing gray scarves.
4. Do not hurt horses.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Talgatnib.