Larpnuljab is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying
cobra.
Larpnuljab created vertebrates eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Larpnuljab, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Larpnuljab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Larpnuljab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Larpnuljab's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt monkeys.
2. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.
3. Learn six new languages a year.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Larpnuljab in the centre of the settlement.