Mignulnigbid is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, amazing
horse.
Mignulnigbid created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mignulnigbid, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Mignulnigbid, it will remove you from existence.
Mignulnigbid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Mignulnigbid's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the north.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Mignulnigbid loves horses, so they must be honoured.
5. Never look at stars.