Mignulnigbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing horse.

Mignulnigbid created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mignulnigbid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mignulnigbid, it will remove you from existence.

Mignulnigbid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Mignulnigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the north.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Mignulnigbid loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at stars.