Jadbotkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy penguin.

Jadbotkim created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadbotkim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jadbotkim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jadbotkim's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jadbotkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never look at asteroids.
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