Kamhaksakfom is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, able
mouse.
Kamhaksakfom created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kamhaksakfom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Kamhaksakfom, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kamhaksakfom's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Kamhaksakfom's Holy Commandments1. Never think about enzymes.
2. Do not hurt goats.
3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.