Viddadnab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, temperamental hyena.

Viddadnab created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Viddadnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Viddadnab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Viddadnab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Viddadnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.