Benbutnad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome hare.

Benbutnad created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Benbutnad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Benbutnad, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Benbutnad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Benbutnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not stand on grass.