Cetquagcin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid hummingbird.

Cetquagcin created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Cetquagcin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetquagcin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cetquagcin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cetquagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.