Madhivyarp Yoggetmob is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent slug.

Madhivyarp Yoggetmob created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Madhivyarp Yoggetmob, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madhivyarp Yoggetmob, he will come to you in dreams.

Madhivyarp Yoggetmob's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Madhivyarp Yoggetmob's Holy Commandments

1. Put Madhivyarp Yoggetmob first in all things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.