Dimsawmutdinzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart penguin.

Dimsawmutdinzog created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimsawmutdinzog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dimsawmutdinzog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dimsawmutdinzog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dimsawmutdinzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near dolphins while wearing magenta tights.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Dimsawmutdinzog on top of important buildings.