Cidflylib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid squirrel.

Cidflylib created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidflylib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidflylib, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cidflylib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cidflylib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.