Fabteennad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust fly.

Fabteennad created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabteennad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabteennad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fabteennad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fabteennad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Fabteennad.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.