Xintittom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane centaur.

Xintittom created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Xintittom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xintittom, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Xintittom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Xintittom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Xintittom loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.