Gedwodtonkveg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty porpoise.

Gedwodtonkveg created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedwodtonkveg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gedwodtonkveg, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gedwodtonkveg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gedwodtonkveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.