Get is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart raccoon.

Get created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Get, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Get, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Get's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Get's Holy Commandments

1. Get loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help whales in need.