Stigbagquart is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody snake.

Stigbagquart created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbagquart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigbagquart, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stigbagquart's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stigbagquart's Holy Commandments

1. Stigbagquart loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.