Rengepnul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident goat.

Rengepnul created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengepnul, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rengepnul, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rengepnul's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rengepnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.