Lunbagfenyoss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish mongoose.

Lunbagfenyoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbagfenyoss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunbagfenyoss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lunbagfenyoss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lunbagfenyoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown cats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.