Gutdonban is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest dove.

Gutdonban created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutdonban, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gutdonban, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gutdonban's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gutdonban's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never feed tomatoes to great tits while wearing cyan boots.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not jump in public.