Yimdidquag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident jaguar.

Yimdidquag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimdidquag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimdidquag, he will torture you forever.

Yimdidquag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yimdidquag's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Always help whales in need.