Stragfligpig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust elephant.

Stragfligpig created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfligpig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragfligpig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Stragfligpig's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stragfligpig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Stragfligpig's priests.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.